separate baths are in our immediate future

separate baths are in our immediate future
tyler got slapped in the face with bo’s peen. there, that got your attention.
i am fairly certain that the kids will be bathing separately from now on. in the past it was just easy to throw the both of them in together, they are a year apart, girl (hereafter referred to as ‘tyler’) and boy, (‘bo’) and both usually seem jointly dirty around 5pm.
this change was not initiated by tyler's recent nipple exploration, although that story can hold its own!, there is actually another nail in the coffin. a few days ago tyler was sitting and washing her little smelly feet when she screamed, "bo hit my face!" i looked up from my book and saw bo standing above her playing ‘helicopter’. (ladies, if you are not familiar with ‘helicopter’ ask the closest available man, every manboy alive knows it and has tried it in front of the mirror naked whether he will admit to it or not). tyler turned her face as the peen was circling and, long story short, tyler got slapped in the face with her brother's peen.
im not proud as i was sitting literally 2 feet away but it happened and i have made an tentative decision to separate them. big problem, they like to bathe together, and it is easy for me (waaa!). most nights they even play very well together. many a winter rainy day when we don’t play outside have been spent playing in the bath.
but, for their own future couch time, it must be done! besides, tyler is a kindygardener now and quite talkative; could you imagine if she told her teacher and this story got out!?